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Two blonds had gone shopping. When they return to their car, they realise that they had locked the keys in the car. The first blond gets a coat hanger to unlock it. After several minutes of trying, the other blond looks up at the sky and notices that it is getting dark. "Uh oh, it looks like its going to rain, we better but the top up!" A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife comes home sooner than expected and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat, and off they go. When they get to the doctor's office, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicaments. The man asked "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes." the doctor replied. "But never framed." | ||||||||||||||||
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